hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail
my favourite white girls dancing
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
I just failed this semester. I’m so fucking done with my life right now.
I need to do something different and exciting i think.
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
Ye olde gender fluidity.
Selfie, featuring my fan brush in the corner #artistlife
Love my frown
HEY GIRL! HOW U DOIN
god gave us two hands for a reason